What would YOU do???

Note from Sanosuke: This thread is acceptable as long as there aren't any inappropriate questions. Remember, no spamming.

I saw a game like this on Utada Net forums. Let's just hope this one doesn't stray off topic like their's did. Just do what the thread dictates, please .
It goes like this: You start with: What would you do if (insert something about Hikki)?
Then the next poster answers and replies with their own question. Then the next poster answers and replies with their own question, and so on.

EXAMPLE:

Hikki Fan Person: What would you do if Hikki knocked on your front door?

Hikki Lover: Open the door and scream happily. What would you do if Hikki wanted to kiss you?

Hikki_Is_#1: Be nervous. What would you do if Hikki was a nazi?

HotHikki: Heil Hikki. What would do if...ETC.

Remember, this is a lighthearted game. Don't make things too serious and start arguments.

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What would you do if won a trip to Japan and Hikki's seat was right next to yours?

I would try to act cool....and fail. I'd end up asking her a ton of questions about her upcoming album and get her autograph.

What would you do if Hikki preformed live in your hometown and you got backstage passes?

I'd probably start to be way to overjoyed

What would you do if Hikki asked you to cook her dinner?

This thread is acceptable as long as there aren't any inappropriate questions.

I would probably just cook some tofu with soy sauce and eat it with rice.

What would you do if Hikki mentioned that she will have an upcoming worldwide tour?

Run to the nearest computer and buy front row tickets.

What would you do if Hikki started acting in addition to singing?

See every movie. Buy every movie. Buy movie posters. Know that every movie she's in is better because she's in it.

What would you do if Hikki grew her hair slightly longer than Exodus and dyed it Japanese Bubblegum Pink (You know what I mean)?

Cry.

What would you do if you ran into Hikki on the street?

I'd tell her I love her and all her music <3

What would you do if Hikki's next song was dedicated to you?

I would cry in joy for weeks

What would you do if you won a date with Hikki?

I'd take her anywhere she wants to go!

What would you do if Hikki gave tours of her home?

Be very upset because I wouldn't be able to go.

What would you do if Hikki was accepting fan requests to cover songs.

I'd beg for for her to cover one of my favorite Beatles songs!

What would you do if Hikki announced that she won't make anymore songs?

Wish her a good life and support her in her pursuit of becoming a scientist or manga artist and switch my fanaticism to the brilliant green.

What would you do if Hikki joined a band or formed one?

Support them even if they suck because Hikki is in it (I wonder what kind of band they would be? Rock??? "嘘みたいな I Love You" comes to mind...hmmm...).

What would you do if you woke up tied to a chair in a bare room (like in horror movies!) with a gag over your mouth, and someone completely in black walks in, takes off their mask, and it's Hikki, and proceeds to interrogate and torture you because she thought you were a spy sent from one of her rivals (Ayu, anyone?)...???

I'd wake up and realize it was just a dream

What would you do if Hikki bought a house, and it so happened that it was next door to you?

Be the best neighbor ever, and ask her to sign all my Hikki merchandise, and ask lots of questions, and try to spy in her windows for a chance to hear what she is recording in her home studio for her new album, and...yeah...be the best neighbor EVAR!

What would you do if... ...Hikki committed suicide?

I'd refuse to believe it. !! She's too strong of a woman to give up with songs like Keep Tryin, there's just no way

What would you do if Hikki became a big star in the U.S. and started appearing on talk shows, and was in the news everyday?

I would brag to my friends how I was a fan from the very beginning and Hikki and I go back... way back... and of COURSE watch the news everyday!!

What would you do if Hikki decided to stop her experimental career and announce how she wasn't happy enough in Japan and her lifelong dream was to be a rapper?

id freak...and yet id still support her until the very end..even if she absolutely sucked...hikki is hikki no matter what..

what would you do if you figured out that you and hikki were related???

I'd cry (tears of joy)...and like glomp her and cry all the way down onto my knees.

What would you do if you did something to piss off Hikki that she never wanted to see you ever again and hated you (she actually remembers your face too)?

im not even sure if she could actually hate someone...she's just to good minded of a person to hate and never wanna see a person again..but if she did...well...id pay to get plastic suregery or something because in my life...if hikki hated me to death...it'll be a very tragic ending for me...lol

what would you do if you had hikki's kuma-chang and she was looking for it? (THE kuma-chang..not some cheap imposter)...please be honest on this one...

I'd make a cheap impostor of him! Actually size too! then I'd tell Hikki I rescued Kuma-Chang from the evil Fried-shrimp! Then run away because she probably won't buy that story (obviously).

What would you do if Hikki was on a tour bus and it happened to break down in front of your house?

Ask her to perform the concert at my house 8D

What would you do if Hikki asked you to sing a song with her?

Again. I'd cry. Like SCREAM AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD saying "IN YOUR FACES LOSERS! I GET A DUET WITH UTADA" I'd actually probably die of this shock too. XDD

What would you do if Hikki asked you if you could work with/help with her for the next English Album?

Tell her about everyone's suggestions here, and try to sneak off with the Apple and Cinnamon track

What would you do if Hikki asked to stay at your house while she was touring your country?